James Franco is now single! (FINALLY there are no obstacles between us)
Posted: February 28, 2011 Filed under: Ads | Tags: eHarmony, facebook, James Franco, LIES Leave a commentApparently, James Franco is single and living in Baltimore, Maryland. Not only that, but LADIES!!! He is listed on eHarmony so you should definitely sign up for eHarmony so you can MEET and DATE JAMES FRANCO.
DO IT. Join eHarmony. Because you’ll get to date guys like James Franco. And definitely not divorced forty-eight year olds.
Facebook is so buggy
Posted: February 21, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: dislikes, facebook, humor Leave a commentI tried to delete a photo and a message came up: “The server is unsure of how to respond.”
Um…okay? What am I supposed to do, rub the server’s back and tell it not to stress out? Its electronic = no brain. If it is “unsure” of how to respond (as if it has a possible response in mind but doesn’t know how I would take it) then it needs to just grow a pair and tell me “ERROR.” Stop beating around the bush and fail like a man! <—- that sounds strangely “anti-men.” I can assure you that I am truly just frustrated with Facebook right now and this is not a thinly-veiled emotional outburst brought on by a man recently disappointing me.
If that were the case I would be confident enough to just say “Error.”
Stretch velvet best used sparingly
Posted: February 6, 2011 Filed under: Pics | Tags: humor, thrifting, unfortunate fashion Leave a commentWhile browsing a Goodwill recently I came across something very special: an old remnant from White Stag’s “Must Have Stretch Velvet” line.
Ah yes. The wardrobe-completing, essential, “MUST HAVE” ankle-length, long sleeve, crew neck, black stretch velvet dress.
If you farted in this dress I don't think the smell would ever come out.
Instead of marketing this dress as part of a witch costume (which is actually what I look like thanks to the boots I paired with it) or something to wear if your entire body is covered in sunburn (and it is also -30° outside), WHITE[cartoon deer]STAG© so boldly suggests that you make it part of one of your everyday ensembles.
Boy am I an idiot. That's why it looks so bad on me - I forgot to add a sash! LOL
That model is gorgeous and in amazing shape so somehow she can wear that dress and NOT appear to be completely covered in carpet but I think the rest of us are out of luck. I guess you can’t expect too much from a clothing label named after deer afflicted with a rare genetic disorder.
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