There is an egregious lack of air conditioning in my room and hair gel in my hair

Humidity + no air conditioning + I’m-at-home-and-forgot-to-bring-hair-gel

=



Lion hair!

But really…I think my hair would have rocked in the 80’s.  Can you imagine the volume I could obtain if I crimped it?  I would probably be able to hide things in my hair.


This book will make you wanna skate like its 1988

Go ahead and throw all your in-line skating books away – the information has finally been consolidated.


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“Joyner is a skate evangelist, in every sense of the word.”

Fired from his desk job, Steve quickly realized he had better just get passionate about something...and now wasn’t the time to be choosy!

“After his first book, The Joy of Walking, Steve Joyner realized he wasn’t “getting there” fast enough, so he took up in-line skating.”

Steve mastered walking but quickly grew bored! He began to look for a more challenging method of locomotion.  Crab-walking helped him “get there” (if you know what we mean….heh heh) but wasn’t challenging enough.  In-line skating was the next obvious choice.

“Joyner covers all aspects of the sport with infectious enthusiasm and in complete and careful detail.”

Steve’s eagerness will infect you like a disease you’d rather not tell your family about.