ALERT: Plastic Public Nudity

You know the recession is bad when a store can’t even afford to spare a shirt to cover their damn mannequin. Once allowed to stand proudly with her hands on her hips (aka the signature “sassy anorexic” pose) this mannequin, due to¬† preventable nudity, has been forced to cover her oily grayish-brown chest in shame.

The “head-free” aspect of this mannequin really bothers me….I mean if we are going to go through the trouble of carving a belly button and abdominal muscles into this plastic monstrosity is it really too much to ask for a head? Or at least a neck that doesn’t bear resemblance to a giraffe/wayward tree branch?

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