This blog post is the potatoesPosted: July 28, 2012
Recently I was trying to check out a video on Tudou.com, which according to wikipedia is “one of the largest video-sharing website in People’s Republic of China.” Unfortunately the video was no longer available so an error page came up in its place.
Original Error Message
Just as I was about to give up on ever seeing the video or even understanding the error, Google stepped in to rescue me from ignorance. “Madeline, do not worry!” Google said. “I will translate this page into English for you!” I breathed a sign of relief and prepared to bask in Google’s infinite knowledge.
The page doesn’t exist? Man, that really is the potatoes. You know what else is the potatoes? Google’s translation of the entire page. [Click to view it full screen]
Number of times a phrase that includes the word “potatoes” is on this page, according to Google Translate: 6
- “If you think this is the potatoes…” (…Then just wait for what’s in store! :D )
- “My potatoes” (Collect your favorite pictures of potatoes here!)
- “Potatoes small customer” (This hyperlink leads to “The Potatoes Help System,” which helps you identify the type of potato you are looking at)
- “Potatoes recommended” (Don’t know where to start in your search for potato pics? Click here for user recommendations!)
- “Please read carefully the potatoes, use agreements and copyright policy” (This isn’t all fun and games. Don’t forget about our strict Potato Policy)
- “Copyright © 2005 – 2012 potatoes” (Bringing you the best Potato-themed social network since 2005!)
I never got to see the video but I’m pretty sure that Google’s translation of the error page was far more entertaining than it would have been anyway. If anyone reading this knows Chinese, can you explain how this happened? I really am curious potatoes.