I can’t think of a title CAUSE ALL I WANT IS SOME POPCORNPosted: March 26, 2011
Like: Microwaves that have a popcorn setting and the resulting ability to perfectly pop a bag of popcorn for me
myself and I and my friends. I don’t know why but somehow there is a huge difference between me pressing “POPCORN” (and the microwave automatically running itself for 3 minutes) and me manually entering “TIME,” “3 MINUTES,” “START.” And that difference once ended in a small fire.
Dislike: The fact that commercials for movies now only say “Available on Blu-ray.” HEY. You and I both know that your crappy movie is also available on DVD – don’t even TRY TO PRETEND that it’s not. I am not buying a Blu-ray player anytime soon (or probably ever). I still own VHS tapes. Give me a couple more years to mourn the loss of that technology.
Basically, give me a bag of 97% fat-free kettle corn and my VHS copy of North and I’ll be good for the afternoon.
Or at least like twenty minutes.